Sen. Harry Reid: “The Border Is Secure” — Exclusive to -A Whistleblower has come forward to explain the seemingly unexplainable!

How stupid is this man?

6eb5fdc97a60cc87ce896d7ed8c71d0d_xlargeIt has been rumored that Harry Reid, along with Nancy Pelosi, suffered major brain damage a few years back. While playing on the Senate’s swing set hmonkeysphere2e fell and hit his head against Nancy Pelosi’s, who was at the time playing in the Senatorial sandbox nearby. Both were rushed to the hospital under the darkness of night and the strictest secrecy. The damage was severe to both democratic party leaders and despite the extreme difficulties in finding their brains at all, it was determined that the only possible solution was to swap what brains they had with those of laboratory monkeys reserved for just such an occasion.

Two monkeys were flown by helicopter from the National Zoo and the grueling, delicate procedure proceeded. Fifteen hours later, the Senator was wheeled into the ICU from which he made an astonishing recovery. We have this story on solid evidence brought forth by an unnamed Doctor at the VA hospital where the surgery was performed.

The monkey receiving the Harry Reid brain has been seen working as a clerk in the Senatorial mail rooms.

Representative Pelosi, however, has never totally recovered and her Monkey partner has been unable to hold down even the simplest of jobs.monkey laughing 2

SEN. HARRY REID (D-NV): I believe our number one concern should be this narrow issue of how we take care of this situation we have on the border. As I’ve been told, the Cornyn-Cuellar legislation covers a lot of other issues other than the problem we’re having on the border. Had we done comprehensive immigration reform, we wouldn’t be having this issue. And everyone here, the border is secure.


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